I've heard that Solange has a new song addressing this "hair raising" issue but I felt a need to compile my own list of why you really should keep your hands to yourself even if your intentions may be harmless:.
1. My hair is my personal property!
Unless you're getting paid for a styling service, "hands off"! Unless I give consent, I don't want anyone touching any part of my body, so no hair molestation either!
2. Your hands are nasty!
After using the restroom, pumping gas, holding your cell phone, touching door knobs, keyboards, etc., your hands have every germ imaginable and I don't need any of your germs added to what has already been trapped in my hair through pollution and yes, by my own hands!
3. It's none of your business if my hair is real or not!
I'll never forget the time that a jealous witch from church dug her fingernails in Loris' scalp just to see if she was wearing weave. Loris claims that her hair has been thin in that area every since! Just know that we're reversing the curse.
4. So, you just wanna see if it's soft!
Again, it's not your hair and not your business.
5. It's for your personal safety too. Should your fingers get trapped inside this kinky, coily, web of locks, just know that I'm not cutting my hair!
Consider yourself warned!
What are your thoughts?